My husband works in IT.There's been a bit of a trend in the IT community lately of posts explaining technical information with milk-boy style comic jokes.It seemed, and in response, my husband wrote a "milk-boy style" article about Porsche.(In my personal opinion, just like the original Milk Boy)

Milk Boy is a manzai duo that won last year's M1 with their "Konflake" story, which was the highest scoring of all time and ultimately won the competition in fine style.

I couldn't help but laugh as I read it. I hope you can read the following while thinking of the two milk boys, if you would like.

Porsche (German car brand)

My mom recently bought a sports car, but she said she forgot the name.
He said, "I forgot the name of the car I bought. Well, I'll think of a sports car that my father bought recently, and you can tell me what kind of features it has.

My mom says it has a lot of power, handles really well, and is comfortable enough for everyday use.
"Ho, ho, Porsche! Its features are completely Porsche now! Nowadays, Porsche is the mirror of sports cars.They are extremely fast and can be used on a daily basis.The concept of a Porsche is that you can go to the track on the weekend and then go for a normal drive or work on Monday, so of course it's a Porsche."

I thought so, too, but my mom says I get my picture taken all over town.
I don't know, it's different from a Porsche," he said. Porsche is not the first car to be photographed on the street. It is not flashy, but the same old design is still inherited, and anyone who sees it can tell it is a Porsche at a glance. It has a compact body and does not have a flashy atmosphere like a super car. The passengers are also very unassuming, and it is rare to find a woman in the passenger seat. Most of the time, it's just two old guys in the car. That's not a Porsche. Can you describe it a little more?

I heard there are so many grades of that car.
Porsche, huh!The Porsche 911 has so many grades.There is a normal model, an S model, a GTS model, a 2WD, a 4WD, a Cabriolet, a Targa, a GT3, and a turbo series. That's why it's so hard to decide which one to buy.

I wanted a Porsche, too, but my mom said I couldn't choose many options when I bought it.
I'm not like a Porsche.There are half a dozen options for Porsche.And they are all expensive! If you go to a dealer thinking that you can buy a car with that price, you will be in big trouble. Even the automatic folding mirrors are a 50,000 yen option. You have to choose one by one, even for a minicar nowadays. It's not like Porsche to have so few options to choose from. Didn't he say something else?

I hear the brakes work really well."
"Hey, it's a Porsche, isn't it? They say that Porsche brakes are the best brakes in the universe. Porsche brakes are extremely effective. They are so easy to control that even from over 200km/h, you can stop at the desired point, and the braking power does not deteriorate even after many repetitions. We tested to see if we could maintain the same braking force even after 20 or more repetitions, so it must be a Porsche.

I thought so, too, but my mom says there's almost no brake squeal.
I'm not like a Porsche.Porsche brakes are supposed to squeal.Porsche has officially explained in a video that squealing brakes are not a defect, and the PCCB with ceramic brakes even states in the manual that they do squeal. Brakes that don't squeal at all are not like Porsche's."

And I heard that on a cold winter day, when you pull out of the garage and turn the steering wheel, you can hear a rattling, grinding sound.
I'm sure it's a Porsche," he said. Porsche isParallel steering geometry is used.This is the same setup as in a racing car. In a Porsche, the left and right tires must cut at the same angle. Otherwise, it would not be able to turn smoothly in mid to high speed corners. So, on cold winter days, the tire blocks, which have hardened due to the difference between the inner and outer wheels, would slide and make a rattling sound. That's definitely a Porsche."

I thought so, too, but my mom says the handling is really quick.
I'm sure it's not a Porsche," he said. Porsche does not make the steering wheel unnecessarily quick. Yes, it is quicker than normal cars, but they don't use a gimmick to make the steering wheel quicker at the beginning of a turn to give the car a sporty appearance.
The main feature of the car is its natural handling, which does not feel out of place to the human senses. That's why you should feel comfortable when driving. Didn't my dad say something else?

I hear that the engine runs very smoothly and with very little vibration."
The horizontally opposed engine of the 911 has a low center of gravity and is perfectly balanced. The GT3 engine can rev to 9,000 rpm, which is amazing. And, unlike other supercars, the exhaust sound and mechanical sound are well balanced. No matter how you look at it, the Porsche engine is the best for mechanical enthusiasts.

He also said that the handling was so good that he would just drive it."
You know, it's different from a Porsche," he said. Since the 911 has a heavy engine in the back, if you lightly release the accelerator pedal or step on the brake before a corner, the front and rear loads are just right and you can make a turn very comfortably. The Porsche is already there the moment you want to turn into it. That's the kind of car it is. If you just want to drive it randomly, it doesn't have to be a Porsche.

I remember when you said you never get tired, even on long distances."
I'm a Porsche, for Christ's sake!It feels so good to drive that I want to drive as much as I can.This would not be the case with a supercar. There are cars that are simply faster than a Porsche, but when it comes to a good balance of comfort and amenities, it's the Porsche.

I thought I'd get a Porsche, too, but I heard it won't take much luggage at all.
I'm not a Porsche....Porsche is a car that carries a lot of luggage.The front trunk of a 911 is large enough to fit a suitcase, and there is plenty of room for luggage in the back seat. Caymans and Boxsters also have a trunk in the back, so there is no need to worry about traveling. I'm sure it's not a Porsche. What did your father say when he heard that?

"My dad says it's a light truck. He said.
You're definitely not! That's enough."

Thank you very much for your kind attention. If you have any other interesting material, I would be happy to hear your comments.